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Party On Uranus

by Gnarlene and the Frisky Pigs

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1.
My Little Baby Is A Cannibal 02:04
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Well, me and my baby, we was takin a stroll Out past the little cemetary sittin on the knoll Just then we heard a real terrible sound There was somethin scratchin, under the ground Then a zombie come and bit my baby on her face And now she wants to eat the whole human race I said my little baby she's a cannibal You know that my little baby she's a cannibal I said my sweet Petunia she's a cannibal well You know that my little baby she's a cannibal Well she ate my sister Sue and she ate my brother Joe OH NO SHE'S A CANNIBAL Well I told my little baby I couldn't see her no more Cause she was eatin everybody comin to the door She had a Jehovah's Witness, just for a snack But she said "Once you've had a Mormon, you can't go back" Well she ate the check out lady at the grocery store OH NO SHE'S A CANNIBAL Well, my little baby she's a cannibal my little baby she's a cannibal my little baby she's a cannibal
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Don't Put Your Cap On My Fizz 02:44
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Well, your $20 suit ain't wearin too well And your bryllcream pompador It looks like hell Your standin there shoutin like a real assclown Pickin up your book and put the sinners down Don't put your cap on my fizz Don't put your cap on my fizz now Don't put your cap on my fizz yeah And don't go stick your nose up in Jehovah's biz Well now every time I pick up a paper today I got to read about some homophobic sucker who's gay Doin his best to shoot the home team down Well hit the showers sucker I hope you drown Don't put your cap on my fizz Don't put your cap on my fizz now Don't put your cap on my fizz yeah And don't go stick your nose up in Jehovah's biz Well now the Pope's tryin to tell me what morality is With the Priests runnin' round, havin' sex with kids You're talkin me down in your Fathers name While your whole pack of jackels puts Gomorah to shame Don't put your cap on my fizz Don't put your cap on my fizz now Don't put your cap on my fizz yeah And don't go try and tell me what morality is Don't put your cap on my fizz Don't put your cap on my fizz now Don't put your cap on my fizz yeah And don't go stick your nose up in Jehovah's biz
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Anthony Connoly's Kustom Kar Korral 04:08
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Oh hey there, how ya doin? Gee, I really like your face If you're lookin for a used car friend You've come to the right place We got all the makes and models here From yesteryear til now Here at Anthony Connoly's Kustom Kar Korral What's say we step out to the lot and you can take a look around We got easy terms, on OAC You can put zero down Yeah, financin ain't no prob We got connections with the mob Here at Anthony Connoly's Kustom Kar Korral Now this baby here, she's a dreamboat She got all you need and more And everything works but the engine, windows, lights and a couple a doors, Yeah, this units priced to sell at only $1995 I'll get out and push and you can take her for a drive Oh yeah, we'd like to have your business We'd love to be your pals Here at Anthony Connoly's Kustom Kar Korral Now this foreign job, she's a honey Why don't you take her for a spin You can really feel the road, because the seats are superthin And yeah, she shakes like Michael J Fox if you go over 45 So the freeway ain't a place I'd specially recommend you drive Still we'd like to have your business We'd love to be your pals Here at Anthony Connoly's Kustom Kar Korral Oh say we're havin a big to do right here next weekend friend Free ballons for the kids and stuff like that And one of those giant wiggly things that waves it's arms around Be sure and tell all your friends that Anthony Connoly's where it's at What's say we step into the office and you can sign your life away ha ha It's really been a pleasure doin biz with you today yeah some people say we're sleazy But we keep our kids in chow Right here at Anthony Connoly's Kustom Kar Korral Right here at Anthony Connoly's........Kustom......Kar...... Korral
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Number 2 Emergency 03:52
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The man, he tried to say "You can't go here You can't go, you can't go, you can't go But I'm bound to say I got to go now I got to go, I got to go, I got to go Yes, I've got to move, I'be got to move my bowels yeah Yes, I gotta move gotta move my bowels yeah I got to move I got to move I got to move yeah, I got to move my bowels I got to move, I got to move, I got to move The man he tried to say "This here facility Is strictly for the customers only But I said "Now hey, these are the words of iniquity Cause this is a straight up Number 2 emergency Yes, I've got to move, I've got to move Yes, I gotta move gotta move my bowels yeah I got to move I got to move I got to move I got to move my bowels yeah I got to move, I got to move, I got to move Or you'll be cleanin up the mess yeah On your checkerboard floor Cause my colon's in distress And I just can't hold back no more
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Message To You 04:53
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Well, what you see here is a broken man I got nothin to show but these holes in my hands from comin round here tryin to get a message to you well I been tryin to get a yeah, I been tryin to get a I'm just tryin to get a a message to you you speak of love with a gun in your hand you call on my name you don't understand I said, "love you neighbor, love your enemies too well I been tryin to get a yeah, I been tryin to get a I'm just tryin to get a a message to you you starve the poor you kill in my name steal from your children for your ill gotten gains in 2000 years you haven't learned a damned thing well I been tryin to get a yeah, I been tryin to get a I'm just tryin to get a a message to you Well, what you see here is a broken man I got nothin to show but these holes in my hands from comin round here tryin to get a message to you but you don't understand
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Bratty Kid 01:36
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Bratty kid bratty kid Get outa my face Bratty kid bratty kid Get out of my space Bratty kid bratty kid Get out of this town Bratty kid bratty kid I don't want you around Cause you're a Bratty bratty bratty bratty bratty bratty bratty bratty bratty kid
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I'm Momma's Pimp 04:06
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Well, daddy left home He never said why He just left us in the trailer there Just left us to die I was just nine The baby was two And momma she didn't knoe whut to do She just laid down in bed there And cried and cried The baby got sick The dog up and died I said "Momma, we gotta survive We gotta do whut we gotta do to stay alive I found daddy's Visa and American Express I said come on Momma Get up and get dressed We're gonna go shoppin down there at the Mall I said "Come on Momma, we're gonna have a ball Got her some mini skirts, and high heeled shoes Fish net stockings and a garter or two Low cut blouses, by the time I was through well she Looked like a hundred bucks Got me some platform boots and purple action slacks Silk shirts, gold chains and big straw hats Fur coat on my shoulder, to keep out the chill And a twenty four carat gold and diamond grill I said "Momma, here's the deal We got no money, and the baby's ill The cupboards are empty they ain't nothin to eat So put on your fuck me boots and get on out in the street now I I'm Momma's Yeah, I'm Momma's pimp I walk with a cane but I ain't no gimp No I, I'm Momma's pimp Yeah, I'm Momma's pimp I'm Momma's pimp She'll suck you til you're hard Then fuck you til you're limp yeah I I'm Momma's pimp I tell all them other hookers "Better get away This here's Momma's corner and she's here to stay Other pimps come around and give me some sass I say "Bitch don't make me put my foot up your ass cause I I'm Momma's Yeah, I'm Momma's pimp I walk with a cane but I ain't no gimp No I, I'm Momma's pimp I'm Momma's pimp She'll suck you til your hard Then fuck you til your limp Yeah, I , I'm Momma's pimp Well you can do her in your car You can do her in your truck You can do her anywhere If you've got the bucks Yeah, you can do her on the carpet, yeah she's been there before Just slam her into gear and she's got four on the floor now I I'm Momma's Yeah, I'm Momma's pimp I walk with a cane but I ain't no gimp No I, I'm Momma's pimp I'm Momma's pimp Yeah I, I'm Momma's pimp She'll suck you til you're hard Then fuck you til you're limp yeah I I'm Momma's pimp
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Wino Song 02:21
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You paid two dollars for a jug of wine And you chugged it on down by the railroad line And you wished you wasn't so goddamned poor Cause if you had two dollars you could get you some more So you found you a Sharpie and you made a sign Said "I got no money Could you spare a dime" You stood out on the corner til a quarter to four And now you got two more dollars than you did before so You paid two dollars for a jug of wine And you chugged it on down by the railroad line And you wished you wasn't so goddamned poor Cause if you had two dollars you could get you some more At first the wino life was like a holiday Like a cruise to the beach in your Chevrolet But now you stuck in the sand Spinnin your wheels And the tide's up to the floorboards of your automobile Now you're down and dirty Livin on the streets Gettin terrible looks from everybody you meet And the only sure cure for your fever hot brain Get another damn jug and do it over again so You paid two dollars for a jug of wine And you chugged it on down by the railroad line And you wished you wasn't so goddamned poor Cause if you had two dollars you could get you some more
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Zombie Bride 03:47
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Party On Uranus 05:25
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Cosmic tunnel, wormhole in space Take me to that special place Of all the planets in the Solar System Uranus is the one that you never been kissed on Well, I had a really fine time Down here in the jungle but now I really got to say It's time to bungle Time to hit the sling Get you in suspension Your daddy's gonna take you to another dimension So come on come on come on Lets have a party on Come on come on come on Lets have a party on Come on come on come on Lets have a party on Uranus Cosmic tunnel, wormhole in space Take me to that special place Of all the planets in the Solar System Uranus is the one that you never been kissed on So come on come on come on Lets have a party on Come on come on come on Lets have a party on Come on come on come on Lets have a party on Uranus

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Genre hop with Gnarlene and the Frisky Pigs through the musical cosmos on this, their smash debut release. Boys and girls you are about to be transported to another dimension. Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Songs about Jesus, Zombies, cannibals, used car salesmen, emergency bathroom troubles, bratty kids, 9 year old pimps, and burnt out winos. Oh and a little trip to Uranus just to see what's goin on. punk, reggae, country, blues, yeah we got that.
Oh, and the whole things just as queer as a three dollar bill so there's that.
Giver her a spin, kick the tires and see if this here rekerd ain't worth $7.

And tell all your creepy little friends too!

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released June 12, 2014

All songs written by Gnarlene except Party On Uranus written by Gnarlene and Steve Lindsey.
Adam Dahlquist: Drums
Jason Eider: Bass
Steve Lindsey: Background vocals,Lead and rhythm guitars
Gnarlene: Vocals and rhythm guitars
Kevin Suggs: Pedal steel guitar on I'm Momma's Pimp

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Gnarlene and the Frisky Pigs Seattle, Washington

We’re a rock band doing fun , original music out of the South Park neighborhood in Seattle Washington. A little Frank Zappa, a little B52’s, a little Stooges. You get the idea. If you like pink wigs, gem sweaters, fun lyrics and guitar based rock, hey, check us out. And tell all your creepy little friends too ... more

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